This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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