No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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