oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
