Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dignity is for republicans.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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