Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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