Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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