he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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