You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
only you would photoshop your dick
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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