The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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You. Win. At. Life.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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