I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
All I want is dick and wine.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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