The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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