my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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