don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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