I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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