Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
