what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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