At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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