Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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