u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
