No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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