ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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