Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I am one with the molecules
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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