random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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