is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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