I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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