Wow word travels fast.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?