You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Farmville is her only friend.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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