Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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