im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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