I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize