dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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