But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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