Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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