: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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