Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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