so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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