I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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