If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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