He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I've blown a few things in my day
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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