I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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