Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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