its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Drake has all the answers
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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