people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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