They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
