Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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