Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just gargled with NyQuil
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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