No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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