I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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