He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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