they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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