And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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