is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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