she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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