Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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