you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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