the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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